Bigfoot

03/22/2023

By Nicky Frasca, Grade 8

We all know who bigfoot is, right? The giant ape/yeti thing that follows hikers and has, as the name suggests, very big feet. He is the most popular legend of them all, chilling hikers to their core, depending on how you tell the story of course. And, because of how attention-seeking people are, thousands have reported their "Bigfoot sightings". Notice how I said thousands? I'm not going over every single story, but here are some of the the most popular stories in a more simplified way.


William Roe-1955

William was just walking on Mica Mountain when he sees a "partly human and partly animal creature". First, he had a reasonable thought, "Well it's probably just some movie being filmed". But then he remembered he was on a very snowy and very cold mountain. So now there was a 6-foot furry ape thing in the woods where he was hiking. Sound familiar? Bigfoot was the only logical explanation now. However, there was one very different attribute of this Apthanen the sasquatch. But, my source won't tell me what that is so I guess we'll never know.

Albert Ostman-1927

Ok here's a situation for you to think about. Your camping in the woods, and you decide to go to sleep. You curl up in your sleeping bag, then you get scooped up by an apish humanoid to be held captive by his family. That is what Ostman claims to have happened to him. In his words, "he was scooped up in his sleeping bag by a papa Bigfoot and taken to meet momma Bigfoot and two Bigfoot children." He meet the whole family, but he was probably the thanksgiving dinner. He then claims that Papa got sick after eating Ostman's chewing tobacco. Real convenient how he had it on him.

Patterson-Gilmore Film-1967

You know those photos that pop up when you search Bigfoot on Google? Well, you can thank Glimore for that one. Well really, he took a video, but it sparked a fire of people faking photos. The minute-long video shows a Bigfoot walking through North Carolina and enjoying himself. It's very convenient that this guy just so happened to have his video recorder on him in the hills of North Carolina. Some bigfoot believers worship this video as it is the only concrete evidence this creature might even exist. Even anatomy professors watched the video, but only to try to prove it false. 

After reading these stories, I’m gonna say Bigfoot is fake, but you believe what you want.

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