Cheesy Jokes to Tell Your Teachers

Savannah Brady, 8th grade

1. What do name a man that can't sit? Kneil

2. What do you call a train with gum on it? A Chew- Chew- train

3. What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A thesaurus

4. Why did the robber wear blue gloves? Because he didn't want to get caught red-handed

5. Why can't you play sports in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs

6. What's the richest fish in the world? A goldfish

7. How do you organize a space party? You planet

8. What do you call an alligator that wants to be a detective? An investigator

9. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain

10. How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together

Ideas from @theowisseh_and myself